June 27, 2009

Vacation learnin’

The trip to Destin, Florida included the following observations:

1. Speedos are making a comeback. I saw two – which is two more than I saw last time I was in Destin.

2. The Kardashians are influencing at least three teenage girls to wear heavy makeup, big hair, and ridiculous sandals to the beach.

3. Shredded cheese in a bowl is a side dish.

4. Hemingway was – at least once – naked on his fishing boat. I know this because in a Pensacola restaurant called “Hemingway’s,” there is a picture of him standing naked on a fishing boat facing  way from the camera. I didn’t know I would ever see Ernest Hemingway’s bare butt.

5. According to an Alabama billboard, “Go to church OR THE DEVIL WILL GET YOU.”

(PS – please ignore the oddly large, green font. It seems to want to do that when I copy and paste.)


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  1. And if the devil doesn’t get you, then the Gobble-uns will.

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About Kris Tsetsi

Kristen J. Tsetsi is the author of the novels "Pretty Much True..." and "The Year of Dan Palace" and the short fiction collection "20 Short Stories," all published under the name Chris Jane. Website: http://kristenjtsetsi.com

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